PimpSim: The City of Legends

You’re in a role of a pimp, trying to generate biggest amount of cash through the night. Grow your harem of female employees and collect your share of their hard earned cash. But you’ll have to keep your RESPECT high if you want to keep your shares high as well. Hoes will face common difficulties which you’ll have to tend to, otherwise your respect will fade away as well as your earnings from each money collection. Your responsibilities are: employing new girls (for a starting bribe) collecting the cash curing your hoes’ STDs (get pills at stores) watching out for competitive pimps as they’ll want to transfer your girls to their neighborhood watching out for priests as they’ll try to talk the girls out of their current employment regaining respect when some miserable soul won’t think you’re worthy of some Each proper pimp knows, there’s nothing insoluble with a proper slap. So start pimpin’ and go make some CA$H! Disclaimer No hoe nor other human being was harmed during creation of this game. Hope you’ll all just have some laughs and nobody gets offended - we were just messing around with the ideas, had fun in the creative process, so please don’t take it too seriously… ;)