Pyromania: Fire in the hole

This is a story of a boy who loves fire. One day, while playing with firecrackers, he heard a familiar voice yells: "Oh My God..." [panic] "There are termites all over the place !!!" With a brave heart, and a naughty smile, the boy runs to his mom: "Don't worry mom, I'll save you!" [Cue fanfare!] Aim and shoot! Burn them! Burn them all! Ingredients: 100% pure fun, Fire, No Sugar added