Tronald Dump

"I'm here to eat Tic-Tacs and grab pussy... and I'm all out of Tic-Tacs." - Tronald Dump, recorded on a hot mic In this game you play Tronald Dump, a small-handed politician who is determined to prevent immigrants from entering his country and raping the American dream. As Tronald, you must patrol the border and build a wall to keep out illegal alien rapists. Every zombie immigrant that makes it into America rapes a citizen, which in turn hurts your approval rating. Raise money for your wall by avoiding obstacles such as "Taxes" and "Facts". After each wave of zombie immigrants you can rebuild your wall, buy weapons, and pay for political favors from VP Mike Dense, Fats Fatsie, and Lucifer in The Flesh (a.k.a. Ted Cruz). If you let too many zombie immigrants into your country, you will be impeached! "When those countries send these zombie immigrants, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending zombies that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing zombie drugs. They're bringing zombie crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good zombies." - Tronald Dump, on the issue of illegal zombie immigrants "He said he'd give me an Oreo even though he told the public I couldn't have any more." - Fats Fatsie, on Tronald Dump's integrity "Well, he's definitely part human. But I haven't seen any evidence to suggest he isn't at least half orangutan." - Vice President Mike Dense's endorsement of the Dump Dense campaign