Fun Phrases

A collection of over 330 (337 to be exact) "Fun Phrases" to put a smile on your face, make you think twice, maybe laugh a little or just relate to. Topics (targets) for: Women: I don't have hot flashes, I just have short tropical vacations. Men: If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. Young: If it wasn't for Physics and Law Enforcement, I'de be Unstoppable Old: "You know you're getting old when your bank sends you their free calendar one month at a time", Common Sense: "If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.", Working class I don't mind coming to work, but that 9 hour wait to go home sucks. Politically correct: You're not a loser, you're just not my kind of winner the IRS: "A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well. and many more...