Uncle Ronnie's

You don't know much about your uncle Ronnie. You met him once at a wedding, after a bottle of Whiskey you shared a room at an Asian massage parlor. Then he disappeared. So you were understandably surprised when you received a letter informing you that he had passed away, and that you were his sole heir. His worldly possessions amounted to some money and the deed to a cabin in the woods outside of town. The only stipulation was that you use the money to turn the cabin into a first rate strip club, and of course that the strip club had to be named "Uncle Ronnie's Rocky Mountain Hideaway."