Hoptron 5000

It's time to kick evil Nazi butt as Hoptron 5000, the baddest Samurai Robot Ninja Bunny in the universe! Take Hoptron on a stylish rampage through waves of evil Nazi monsters, and epic boss battles in your quest to defeat the evil Magic Man jerk face and return to robot world! Hoptron is a fun filled wacky adventure full of intense action, silly humor, 4th wall breaking jokes, a bunch of upgrades and magic powers, a crazy surprise ending, and a ton of AWESOMENESS. I'm excited just writing about it! FEATURES: - Focused on Fun 3 intense game modes to play through, with a sweet story and explosions and stuff! - Awesome Boss Battles From Giant watermelons to Evil Birthday Cakes to Enraged Fast Food Nazi monsters! - Daily Arena Mode Face off against 10 real players in a new challenge every day. The better you do the more points you win to unlock Hoptron’s ultimate ability. - Crazy Surprise Ending! Even the game designer was surprised how the game ended! How in the heck!? - Tons of Power-ups! Turn your Hoptron into a total badass as you collect Awesome-Points and use these for upgrades! - Play on the Go! Only have 5 minutes to play? No problem! Save in the middle of a battle and later continue exactly where you left off. - Sophisticated Humor Elements Like fart jokes! Each level replay brings new humorous dialogue between Hoptron and the Evil Magic-Man. -- STORY: One day, robot world's most awesome robot: Hoptron 5000 was eating a delicious burrito, when suddenly the Evil Magic-Man appeared. The Magic-Man declared that he didn't like Hoptron because he was too awesome or something and decided to steal his burrito and send him to evil giant Nazi food world to "die like an idiot." Hoptron didn't die like an idiot though, instead he got angry and decided to slice his way through thousands of Nazi enemies and intense boss battles to eventually reach the Magic-Man, get his burrito back and return home. -- 5 STAR REVIEWS: "This game is better than sex!" - Todd the virgin "The only bad part about this game, is knowing I have to stop playing it when I die!" - Crazy fan "Literally the best game I've ever played!" - A newborn baby "Playing this game is better than being diagnosed with leprosy!" - Leprosy sufferer "Pretty good game sweetie but you should get a real job" - Developer's Mom -- Lame things this game DOESN'T HAVE - No energy system to limit your play - No required internet connection, play anywhere, anytime - No 'impossible to complete without making an in-app-purchase' nonsense - No forced ads, optional ads only - No locked features requiring you to share on social networks Just an honest game focused on making you smile! -- RoboSauce - Indie Games with Heart Do you think old Super Nintendo games were the freakin bomb, but these days most games seem to be just made for profit and lack that old passion and heart? Me too! That's why I said "screw it!" and learned how to make video games! RoboSauce Games is an indie games company, so we can do what we want, and make our games focused on fun! We want to put the heart back in video games. We hope you enjoy Hoptron 5000 and look forward to our future games too! FOLLOW US: We need fans! We'll read everything! twitter.com/RoboSauceGames facebook.com/RoboSauceGames http://RoboSauceGames.com