Birds Are Jerks

Birds Are Jerks unveils the dark truth about birds: Not only do they poop on our cars on purpose, they can even manipulate the color of their poop to make sure it really stands out on the car! Or at least, that's what you need to do in this game! Players take the roll of a bird flying high in the sky, pooping on the unsuspecting cars down below. In order to get the most points while playing, you'll need to determine whether a black or white splatter will show up better on the car. It starts off as easy to determine, but does get trickier as the levels go on! Along the way, players will need to dodge incoming obstacles, collect helpful power ups, and constantly be prepared for different combinations of things, as each of the five levels are randomly generated. Players can have a different experience each time! Each level also contains an unlockable bird which have unique strengths and weaknesses to their play styles. How would you like to play as a turkey that can slow down time? Or a dragon taking giant poops on those poor souls down below? You'll have to get high enough scores to unlock them! Birds Are Jerks is meant to be a fun little distraction and answers that age old question: "Did they poop on my car on purpose?" - The answer is an emphatic YES!