QuizyWig

*UPDATED FOR SUMMER 2015* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- __--: Shipment Contents Doc 13.47874.120 __--: QW Industries/Floormankeltaaar __--: Enclosed QuizyWig100 Training Devices __--: __--: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __--: Shipment Advice Doc 13.478747.121 __--: QW Industries/Floormankeltaaar __--: DEP Quintutex ARR Sol __--: __--: Please find enclosed units as requested. This is the free QuizyWig training Unit for public distribution (The Wig Warmer) during and preceding the QuizyWig Galactic Cup, brought to you by QW Industries. __--: For those in search of the “Golden Wig” these simple 100 questions will be no challenge. For newcomers to the game and first time observers of the QW GC it will provide a real challenge. __--: A handful of foundation elements from the “QuizyOtic Table” have been included however nothing too scary just yet. Seeing through the “Toxic QuizyOtic” & understanding the question will be a challenge in itself for first time Wiggers. __--: We have included the warm blanket scoring system in these devices. This reduces the chance of fatality when playing by almost 90%, making QuizyWigging the sustainable all-round family activity we want it to be. __--: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __--: Customs Check Doc 13.478747.122 __--: Floormankeltaar Galactic Customs & Control __--: Internal Notation/Officer Jellyfwobble __--: __--: Random checks show these to be as described. Can’t believe they still find parts of the galaxy without QuizyWigging leagues to ship these out to. Just goes to show the lure & traditions of the Golden Wig are as strong ever. __--: Did I ever tell you I once had a trial for a pro QW team? Years ago but I was pretty good in my younger days. My bedroom as a kid was just plastered in QuizyOtic table wall paper. All the Quizy elements covering my bedroom walls. __--: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __--: Galactic Loading Checks Doc 13.478747.123 __--: Ship DSS Majestic Failure __--: Loading Drone Confirmation __--: Loading Confirm. QW Trainer100 Container. __--: QW Trainer100 __--: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __--: PreDep Check Doc 13.478747.124 __--: Ship DSS Majestic Failure __--: Rontarr Itchybean __--: __--: Do they really still make these things? Think I had one of those 100 trainers as a kid. I could get through all 5 rounds & held an 80% average at school but I don't really like to talk about it. Perhaps we should organize a ship wide tournament? Let me see if I remember how to play. __--: Think these ones might be faulty. Keeps failing me & giving me a low score. Let me try again. __--: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __--: PostDep Check Doc 13.478747.125 __--: Ship DSS Majestic Failure __--: Flux Kerpacifier __--: Confirmation of packages post dep. Rontarr says these are not even worth the space dust from the bulkheads, faulty she says. __--: Made it to the fourth round. Rontarr got it wrong. Unless I'm only now uncovering my hidden QW powers. __--: Round 4 again. I'm pretty good. Maybe I could have been a contender? Think I'm going to sign up for the supporters club. __--: Think I'm going to have to pick up a QW Pro Trainer when I get back to port. Loads more questions, loads more elements in play from the QuizyOtic table & none of these constant adverts about "Space odor problems?" __--: Drone has just told me they are targeted adverts. Wonder if he will still find the joke funny when he is in the airlock? __--: